I Am Not A Crook

Charlie. 22. UK. Ask me if you want to know more about me. I'm really talkative on the internet. tagged/self is me.

I did a zumba class because my co-worker leads one and it was sweaty and fun and i feel great

the dog lets me know when its bed time by falling asleep on two thirds of the bed

1. dat me.

2. dat me too.

rose gardens with my sis, cocktail place with work buddies.

as you can see, i have one nice shirt.

mankanfuckyou:

mankanfuckyou:

a sitcom about a stoner and a pansexual sharing an apartment called “pots and pans”

the running gag is that they actually have no pots or pans in their apartment and they’re always having to find creative ways to cook things

but they never talk about it they just have scenes where one of them is doing it while they talk. like pouring out the kettle into a sieve to catch the potatoes they boiled in it

(via bitterbatbrat)

hummusrevolutionaryfront:

'Just had my day brightened up. Big Caribbean army bloke in front of me on the DLR knitting. Old lady turns to him and says “I didn't know men could knit”. He turns to her and in his best Caribbean accent says “No ma'am, the only thing men can't do is have babies. And there's nothing women can't do.” '
DLR= Docklands Light Railway, London

hummusrevolutionaryfront:

'Just had my day brightened up. Big Caribbean army bloke in front of me on the DLR knitting. Old lady turns to him and says “I didn't know men could knit”. He turns to her and in his best Caribbean accent says “No ma'am, the only thing men can't do is have babies. And there's nothing women can't do.” '

DLR= Docklands Light Railway, London

(via uncdan85)